I Admitted I Bet On Baseball, But

I'd Walk Through Hell In A Gasoline Suit To Play Baseball.

The Team That Wins Two-thirds Of Its One Run Games Usually Wins The Pennant.

If You're Not Active - And I'm Not Active - And You Don't Watch What You Eat, You Can Get Big As A Horse.

Singles Hitters Drive Fords. Home-run Hitters Drive Cadillacs.

You Know, Baseball's Not Stupid. Baseball Does What The Fans Want, Usually.