His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.