God Didn't Miss Any Of Us.

If The Waitress Has Dirty Ankles, The Chili Is Good.

It's A Profession In Which, The Longer You Stay, The Closer You Are To Being Fired.

It's So Ridiculous To See A Golfer With A One Foot Putt And Everybody Is Saying "shhh" And Not Moving A Muscle. Then We Allow Nineteen Year-old Kids To Face A Game-deciding Free Throw With Seventeen Thousand People Yelling.

I Think Everyone Should Go To College And Get A Degree And Then Spend Six Months As A Bartender And Six Months As A Cabdriver. Then They Would Really Be Educated.

God Didn't Miss Any Of Us.