Faith Is To The Human What Sand

Faith Is To The Human What Sand Is To The Ostrich.

Guys Are Like Dogs. They Keep Comin' Back. Ladies Are Like Cats. Yell At A Cat One Time, They're Gone.

If You Live In New York, Even If You're Catholic, You're Jewish

What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It.