Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey?

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.