I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.