I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.