Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look

I Am A Millionaire Today And My Wife Deserves All Of The Credit. Before I Met Her I Was A Multi-millionaire.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.