I Was On The Dance Floor But

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.