Carry Laughter With You Wherever You Go.

Bureaucrats Are The Only People In The World Who Can Say Absolutely Nothing And Mean It.

They Can See The Brave Silhouette From Almost Anywhere In The District Of Columbia And Use It As A Compass To Locate Other Monuments And Eventually To Find Their Way Out Of The Great, Gray Federal Wilderness.

The Prime Minister Found Something Hopeful In The Man's Eyes And Manner. The 30 Or So People Who Run This World Analyze One Another That Way And Then Make Decisions Of Life And Death For Us. Scary, But True.

In This Era Of World Leadership, The Metal Detector Is The Altar And The Minicam May Be God.

Reagan "has Conducted An Arms Race On Earth," Boomed Mondale. A Race Generally Implies Two Parties. The Soviets Contributed A Little Bit To This Problem, If Mondale Had Not Noticed.