Candy Crowley's Hair Is Perfect!!

I Wanted To Tell A Dream-come-true Story About Going From A Closeted Gay Kid Who Loved Pop Culture To An Out Adult Man Making Pop Culture. I Went From Being Told When I Was 21 That I Should Never Go On Tv Because Of My Crossed Eyes To Winding Up Being A 'housewives' Whisperer And Talk-show Host.

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

After Three Straight Years Of Writing, Though, I Definitely Needed A Break To Just Go Live My Life.

Candy Crowley's Hair Is Perfect!!

St. Louis Has A Lot Of Weird Food Customs That You Don't See Other Places - And A Lot Of Great Ethnic Neighborhoods. There's A German Neighborhood. A Great Old School Italian Neighborhood, With Toasted Ravioli, Which Seems To Be A St. Louis Tradition. And They Love Provolone Cheese In St. Louis.