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Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

Telling Lies Is A Fault In A Boy, An Art In A Lover, An Accomplishment In A Bachelor, And Second-nature In A Married Man.

Love Is A Matter Of Give And Take -- Marriage, A Matter Of Misgive And Mistake.

A Good Woman Inspires A Man, A Brilliant Woman Interests Him, A Beautiful Woman Fascinates Him, But A Sympathetic Woman Gets Him.

A Bachelor Never Quite Gets Over The Idea That He Is A Thing Of Beauty And A Boy Forever.