Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

A Bachelor Never Quite Gets Over The Idea That He Is A Thing Of Beauty And A Boy Forever.

The Hardest Task Of A Girl's Life, Nowadays, Is To Prove To A Man That His Intentions Are Serious.

Changing Husbands Is About As Satisfactory As Changing A Bundle From One Hand To The Other; It Gives You Only Temporary Relief.

Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.