After Two Days In The Hospital, I

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.