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The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.