A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They

Eating Takes A Special Talent. Some People Are Much Better At It Than Others. In That Way, It Is Like Sex, And As With Sex, It's More Fun With Someone Who Really Likes It. I Can't Imagine Having A Lasting Friendship With Anyone Who Is Not Interested In Food.

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.