There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody

We Get The Worrywart, The Hypochondriac, The Money-grubbing Miser, The Intractable Negotiator... Some Would Say Certain Of These Refer To The Stereotypical, Or 'stage' Jew. But Objectively Speaking, The Only Crime In Humor Is An Unfunny Joke.

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.

When I Read Dickens For The First Time, I Thought He Was Jewish, Because He Wrote About Oppression And Bigotry, All The Things That My Father Talked About.

It's Not Easy Being A Father, But I've Been Allowed A Comeback.

I Think One Of The Big Things About Comedy Is The Ability For The Audience To Identify.