A Game You Play With Your Own

Vice Goes Along Way Towards Making Life Bearable. A Little Vice Now And Then Is Relished By The Best Of Men.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

It Don't Make Much Difference What You Study, So Long As You Don't Like It.

What Is Instinct? It Is The Natural Tendency In One When Filled With Dismay To Turn To His Wife.

The Only Good Husbands Stay Bachelors: They're Too Considerate To Get Married.