Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

Vice Goes Along Way Towards Making Life Bearable. A Little Vice Now And Then Is Relished By The Best Of Men.

Most Vegetarians I Ever See Looked Enough Like Their Food To Be Classed As Cannibals.

Freedom Is Like Drink. If You Take Any At All, You Might As Well Take Enough To Make You Happy For A While.

Even An Englishman Was Niver Improved By Bein' Blown Up.

Alcohol Is Necessary For A Man So That He Can Have A Good Opinion Of Himself, Undisturbed By The Facts.