You're Only As Young As The Woman

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs