Your Dreams Should Never Be Better Than

The Problem I Have With All This Religion Stuff Is That I Can't Relate To It. I Think Most People Got Into 'cos It Gave Them Something To Do On A Sunday, But Since All The Shops Are Now Open It Isn't Required As Much.

If You Haven't Got Eyes, You Shouldn't Have Wings

It Is Hard Eating A Little Kangaroo Knob.

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau

I Saw A Bee Have A Heart Attack.