You'll Fold Faster Than Superman On Laundry

Once You Start Doing Only What You've Already Proven You Can Do, You're On The Road To Death.

There Is No Such Thing As Fun For The Whole Family.

You Have To Motivate Yourself With Challenges. That's How You Know You're Still Alive.

If You've Got A Bloodstain On Your T-shirt, Maybe Dirty Laundry Isn't Your Biggest Problem.

I Am Speechless: I Have No Speech