You Might Be A Redneck If Exxon

If The Veins In The Back Of Your Legs Look Like The Street Map Of Greater Pittsburgh, You Ain't Nobody's Babydoll.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking A Dip Has Nothing To Do With Water.

If You Think 'loading The Dishwasher' Means 'getting Your Wife Drunk', You Might Be A Redneck

If Most People Wanted To Be Incognito, They Put On A Fake Beard Or Mustache. If I Wanted To I'd Just Shave Mine Off.