You Know I Could Rent You Out

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.