You Don't Get To Be Old Bein'

Two Things People Throughout History Have Had In Common Are Hatred And Humour. I Am Proud That I Have Been Able To Use Humour To Lessen People's Hatred.

When You Ain't Got No Money, You Gotta Get An Attitude.

Who You Gonna Believe-me Or Your Lying Eyes?

If You Ask Me About Women's Lib, I Say I Don't Even Know What That Is.

I Love Show Business. I Wake Up Every Morning And Kiss It.