You Can't Go To The Store And

A Guitar Is Something You Can Hold And Love And It's Never Going To Bug You. But Here's The Secret About The Guitar - It's Defiant. It Will Never Let You Conquer It. The More You Get Involved With It, The More You Realize How Little You Know.

If I Have To Go Around Telling Everyone How Great I Am, Then There's Something Wrong With My Act.

When I Got My First Guitar My Fingers Wouldn't Go To The Sixth String So I Took Off The Big E And Played With Just Five Strings. I Was Only 6 Or 7.

This Guitar Is Such A Pal. It's A Psychiatrist. It's A Doggone Bartender. It's A Housewife. This Guy Is Everything. Whenever I Find That I've Got A Problem, I'll Go Pick My Guitar Up And Play. It's The Greatest Pal In The Whole World.

No, Working Is What Will Keep You Alive.