You Can't Eat Straight A's.

Long Ago In China, Knot-makers Tied String Into Buttons And Frogs, And Rope Into Bell Pulls. There Was One Knot So Complicated That It Blinded The Knot-maker. Finally An Emperor Outlawed This Cruel Knot, And The Nobles Could Not Order It Anymore. If I Had Lived In China, I Would Have Been An Outlaw Knot-maker.

Do The Right Thing By Whoever Crosses Your Path. Those Coincidental People Are Your People.

My Job Is My Own Only Land.

What Does Old Look Like? Sometimes I Am Wrinkled, Sometimes Not.

Before We Can Leave Our Parents, They Stuff Our Heads Like The Suitcases Which They Jam-pack With Homemade Underwear.