You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.

People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Safer To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs.

It Seems Easier To Make A Career Out Of Comedy Now Than It Was In The 1980s.

People Used To Think I Was Just A Shouty Comic But I Was Doing Stuff About Sartre.

As A Comic, You Try Something And If It Works You Go With It And Grind It To Death.