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If You Want To Make A Conservative Angry, Tell Him A Lie. If You Want To Make A Liberal Angry, Tell Him The Truth.

I Am A Conservative. I Have Said I Don't Know How Many Times, Conservatism Is An Intellectual Pursuit. And By That I Mean Liberalism's Easy. Liberalism Is The Most Gutless, Easy Choice. It's Not Even A Choice. Liberalism Is Just, You Feel It. And There's Nothing Hard About It At All. You Don't Even Have To Do Anything. You Just Have To Notice Suffering And Talk About How It. And You're A Great, Big-hearted, Compassionate Person.

Hillary Clinton Has Been The Smartest Woman In The World In Her Circle Since 1970 When She Went Away To College.

Bill Clinton's Favorite Memory Is Hillary Leaning Down And Putting Contact Paper In The Drawers, In The Chest Of Drawers In Chelsea's Dorm Room At Stanford. Favorite Memory. Favorite Memory! Out Everything, Favorite Memory. Now, I Would Love To Hear Somebody In The Media Ask Hillary What Contact Paper Is.

I Still Don't Understand Why You Don't Mention The Family Charitable Foundation, The Clinton Global Initiative. The Clinton Global Initiative Is Actually Like A Morning Call For Women All Over The World. When The Clinton Global Initiative Comes, That's A Signal To Women All Over The World To Come To New York.