You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

Most New Books Are Forgotten Within A Year, Especially By Those Who Borrow Them.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.