You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

Hell No. When I Die I Want To Be Sick.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?