Yeah, I Make Fun Of Blacks, And

Some People Say Funny Things - But I Say Things Funny.

Every Night When I Go Out On Stage, There's Always One Nagging Fear In The Back Of My Mind. I'm Always Afraid That Somewhere Out There, There Is One Person In The Audience That I'm Not Going To Offend!

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.

When I Got Out Of High School, I Wanted To Be An Actor But Was Getting A Lot Of Rejections. I Was Getting Rejected By Life. My Mother, God Rest Her Soul, Told Me Not To Quit.

In The 45 Years I've Worked In Casinos, I Dreamed Of Being Honored By An Organization Like The American Gaming Association, Especially Since I Don't Even Have A Hunting License.