Wisdom Remembers. Happiness Forgets.

Gossip Is Dying Out Because Fewer And Fewer People Care To Talk About Anything Besides Themselves.

The Lazy Manage To Keep Up With The Earth's Rotation Just As Well As The Industrious.

Why Is It Forbidden In New York To Acknowledge The Charm And Beauty Of Los Angeles?

Mistakes Are The Only Universal Form Of Originality.

The Chair As Ideas Fits Only The Bottom As Idea.