Why Resist Temptation? There Will Always Be

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

Nobody Ever Looked Up And Saw A Good Shot.

Interruptions Are The Spice Of Life.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

Conversation: The Slowest Form Of Human Communication.