Who's To Say Who's An Expert?

You Can't Really Appreciate Anonymity Until You've Lost It. People Say That's Sour Grapes, But It Really Isn't To Be Able To Walk Down The Street Without People Paying Attention To You Is A Real Blessing And You Lose It When You Become An Actor.

It's Born Of Sheer Laziness. My Signature Dishes Are Salads, Hamburgers And Popcorn. That's Not The Kind Of Stuff That Gets You An Entry In The Distinguished Book Of Culinary Records. Being Known For Great Soufflé Is One Thing But A Good Hamburger? What Would They Say? "yeah, He Really Knew How To Put The Cheese On."

I Find It Hard To Believe That Anyone Could Be So Curious About Me That They Would Want To Read That I Wear Underwear Shorts With Green Polka Dots On Them.

If You Have No Enemies, You Have No Character. Taking A Stand Always Creates Opposition.

I Just Hope When My Body Goes, Or When My Mind Does, I Have The Guts To End It The Way Hemingway Did. I Don't Want Anybody Wiping Drool Off My Chin.