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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? And Go To Ev'ry Swell Affair?

Don't Hit The Person Across From You With Bits Of Toast, And Don't, When Dinner Is Nearly Through, Say 'who's The Host' It Isn't Done.

Night And Day You Are The One, Only You Beneath The Moon And Under The Sun.

I'm A Worthless Check, A Total Wreck, A Flop But If Baby I'm The Bottom, You're The Top.

My Sole Inspiration Is A Telephone Call From A Director.