Whenever We Were On A Plane, We

There Are So Many Girls, And So Few Princes.

You Don't Know How To Handle Anything Today, Because You Have To Go To Jail To Get Some Press Or Fall Down Drunk.

Audiences Are The Same All Over The World, And If You Entertain Them, They'll Respond.

I've Said It Before, But It's Absolutely True: My Mother Gave Me My Drive, But My Father Gave Me My Dreams. Thanks To Him, I Could See A Future.

(on Marilyn Monroe) I Was Walking Down Broadway With Her And Nobody Was Stopping Us. She Was Going To (stella Adler's) Actors' Studio, And She Was Taking Me To Show Me What It Was All About. And I Said To Her: "how Come Nobody Is Taking Your Picture?" She Said: "well, Watch." She Took Her Scarf Off, Straightened Her Shoulders, And Draped Something Another Way, And We Were Surrounded. It Must Have Been 400 People. And I Said: "now I Know Why!"