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I'm Not Writing A Ph.d. Dissertation.

He [barak Obama]'s A Guy From Chicago. He Doesn't Know What The Hell To Do. He's Got A Big Pipe With A Hole In It.

You Know What's Really Frightening? You (jon Stewart) Actually Have An Influence On This Presidential Election. That Is Scary, But It's True. You've Got Stoned Slackers Watching Your Dopey Show Every Night And They Can Vote.

The One Thing The Police Cannot Protect Us From Is A Politician Like Bill De Blasio.

You Must Know The Difference Between Dissent From The Iraq War And The War On Terror And Undermining It. And Any American That Undermines That War, With Our Soldiers In The Field, Or Undermines The War On Terror, With 3,000 Dead On 9/11, Is A Traitor. Everybody Got It? Dissent, Fine; Undermining, You're A Traitor. Got It? So, All Those Clowns Over At The Liberal Radio Network, We Could Incarcerate Them Immediately. Will You Have That Done, Please? Send Over The Fbi And Just Put Them In Chains, Because They, You Know, They're Undermining Everything And They Don't Care, Couldn't Care Less.