When You're Dead, You're Dead. That's It.

Soft Drinks: The Gooey, Bubbly Sea Drowning Our American Children.

A Man Would Prefer To Come Home To An Unmade Bed And A Happy Woman Than To A Neatly Made Bed And An Angry Woman.

Being In The Depths Of Sadness Is Just As Important An Experience As Being Exuberantly Happy.

Once A Woman Has Forgiven Her Man, She Must Not Reheat His Sins For Breakfast.

Friendship Is A Precious Gift That Can't Be Bought Or Sold. It's Value Is Greater Than Mountains Made Of Gold. If You Shall Ask God For A Gift Be Thankful If He Sends Not Diamonds Pearls Or Riches But The Love And Trust Of Friends. It Is The Friends You Can Call Up At 4 A.m. That Matter.