When You Find Yourself In A Hole,

So The Question Rises: How Much Liberty Can You Get Away With? Well, You Get No More Liberty Than You Give!

We All Joke About Congress But We Can't Improve On Them. Have You Noticed That No Matter Who We Elect, He Is Just As Bad As The One He Replaces?

We Always Want The Best Man To Win An Election. Unfortunately, He Never Runs.

The Rest Of The People Know The Condition Of The Country, For They Live In It, But Congress Has No Idea What Is Going On In America, So The President Has To Tell 'em.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.