When Something Is Truly Funny, It's Funny

I've Been So Relieved And So Grateful To Not Have A God To Believe In.

I Have A Terrible Image In My Mind Of A Cow Going To Slaughter. There's Not A Lot Of Fight In Them. Pigs, They'd Squeal And Thrash Around. They'd Fight. It's Almost As If Cows Don't Know They Have A Choice. Not That They Don't Panic, But They Do So In A Quiet Way.

I Think Husbands And Wives Should Live In Separate Houses. If There's Enough Money, The Children Should Live In A Third.

I'm So Sick Of Betty White. Never Liked Her.

Now Men And Women Are Separate And Unequal. We Should Be Hand In Hand; In Fact, We Should Have Our Arms Around One Another.