When My Mother Had To Get Dinner

This Recipe Is Certainly Silly. It Says To Separate Two Eggs, But It Doesn't Say How Far To Separate Them.

My Mind Works So Fast. When I Think Of Something I Say It. Lots Of Times I Say It Even Before I Think Of It.

We Favor Putting Congress On A Commission Basis. Pay Them For Results. If They Do A Good Job And The Country Prospers, They Get 10% Of The Extra Take.

When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half.

The Senate Is The Only Show In The World Where The Cash Customers Have To Sit In The Balcony.