When In Trouble, Take A Bath And

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.