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Don't Squat With Your Spurs On.

You Can't Tell What A Man Is Like Or What He Is Thinking When You Are Looking At Him. You Must Get Around Behind Him And See What He Has Been Looking At.

The Road To Success Is Dotted With Many Tempting Parking Spaces.

There Is Two Types Of Larceny, Petty And Grand. They Are Supposed To Be The Same In The Eyes Of The Law, But Judges Always Put A Little Extra On You For Petty, Which Is Kind Of A Fine For Stupidness.

You Shouldn't Say Anything Mean About People Who Can't Read. You Should Write It Instead.