When I Was Young, Boys Didn't Type.

Without These Tourists, New York Would Be Fantastic. I Don't Want Them To Come. Stay Home!

Knowingness Is Sexy. The Opposite Of Sexy Is Naivete.

Forcing People Into A Situation Where They're Supposed To Adore Each Other Is Probably Bad. But Letting People Get On And Off The 6 Train Without Stabbing Each Other, That's Good.

I Hate Writing. I Will Do Anything To Avoid It. The Only Way I Could Write Less Was If I Was Dead.

I Am A New Yorker. I Like New York. And I Like Cities. And It's Not My Desire To Make New York More Suburban. I Would Personally Just Like To Vet Each Person.