When I Walk Into The Room, I

I Don't Keep Up With The Joneses, I Am The Joneses.

I Have Arrived, And The Spotlight Is On Me, Honey!

I Was Very Popular In High School.

I'm A Big Potato Chip Girl. I Don't Like Chocolate And Cakes And All That, But I Have To Have My Potato Chips. I've Got Bags In The Back Of My Car Right Now! But I Never Beat Myself Up About It, Because, Look: You Can't Give Up Every Damn Thing. You Need Something In Your Life That You Like Just Because You Like It!

I Am Obsessed With Trash Tv. I Watch All Reality Shows. I Watch All The "housewives." I Am A Huge Fan Of "new Jersey."