When I Think Of Canada I Think

I Haven't Had That Many Women - Only As Many As I Could Lay My Hands On.

Jaguar — For Men Who'd Like Hand-jobs From Beautiful Women They Hardly Know.

Music Is The Surest Way Of Reaching Someone Else's Heart.

In The Course Of An Average Lifetime Anyone Growing Up In A House With Such A Clock Will Hear The Tune Over A Million Times.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.