When I Gain A Pound It's In

I Buy Myself A Gift Every Year, So This Year I Bought Everything I Wanted.

I Don't Find Myself As Sexy As Everyone Thinks. I'm A Lot More Insecure Than People Would Assume, But With Little Stupid Things. When I Get Dressed, I'm Always So Indecisive.

My Mom Told Me I Could Have Sheets, Towels, And A Few Pillows, But I Wanted Leopard Drapes, Carpeting, And A Comforter, Too. I Think Maybe My Obsession Had Something To Do With My Grandmother - She Told Me The Best Print To Buy Is Leopard Because It Always Stays In Style.

Maybe I'll Just Be A Good Aunt.

Even The People I Surround Myself With... Are Wiser, A Little Bit Older Than Me, Where Before, All My Boyfriends Were Younger.