When I First Started Acting, I Was

If You Spend All Day On Horseback, And You Hop Off, You Walk Around Like You Still Have A Horse Between Your Legs. And It Affects Your Shoulders. They Fall.

You See, In Their Last Moments People Show You Who They Really Are.

I Wasn't Going To Have Fun Doing A Teen Movie Again.

The First Memory I Have, Anyway, I Guess - I Think It Was My Second Birthday And The Cake Came Out With The Candles And I Was Very Excited And I Was, Like, "oh! A Cake!" And Then My Cousin Blew Out The Candles. I Was So Disappointed. It Just Broke My Heart. And So That's Stamped In My Brain.

Do I Really Look Like A Guy With A Plan?