When Disaster Waves, I Try Not To

I Am Easy-going Right Up To The Borders Of My Self-interest.

Worried About Being A Dull Fellow? You Might Develop Your Talent For Being Irritating.

The Media: Bold Sex And Violence, Timid Politics And Morals.

If You Should Ever Acknowledge My Existence, I Plan To Snub You.

Complaining Is The Favorite Pastime Of Millions.