What's The Good Of Reaching 90, If

If You Let Your Head Get Too Big, It'll Break Your Neck.

When Things Go Wrong, Don't Go With Them.

I Wouldn't Call Girls A Hobby. It's A Pastime.

Some People Tap Their Feet, Some People Snap Their Fingers, And Some People Sway Back And Forth. I Just Sorta Do 'em All Together, I Guess.

I Don't Like To Be Called Elvis The Pelvis. It's One Of The Most Childish Expressions I've Ever Heard Coming From An Adult. But If They Wanna Call Me That, There's Nothin' I Can Do About It, So I Just Have To Accept It.